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Warning labels you never knew you needed until you were sued:
|Do not hurl at children under five||XFIG||SVG|
|Warranty will be void if packaging is removed||XFIG||SVG|
|Do not shoot yourself through the head before, during or after use of this product||XFIG||SVG|
|Not for use in improvised explosive devices||XFIG||SVG|
|Do not place in aircraft jet engine intake||XFIG||SVG|
|Illegal to use in jailbreaks||XFIG||SVG|
|Will fall downwards if exposed to gravity||XFIG||SVG|
|Warps space and time||XFIG||SVG|
|Impossible to confine due to tunneling||XFIG||SVG|
|Contains billions of radioactive atoms||XFIG||SVG|
I take it a sticker like this has to be attached to all forklift trucks by law. Funny they often leave out the third, correct way of operating. Here's the xfig source.
TOS / Impressum